笑话啊~~

tjbobo

老外見獵心喜
老闆見利忘義

cyl

外教课上，老师问我：Do you have a girlfriend?
我笑着回答：Yes, she's from another nation.
外教一脸笑意地问我：Cool， Which nation?
我: Imagination……

cyl

大半夜，东航客服电话打了半小时一直繁忙，而我急着改签机票。
突然我灵机一动选择了英文服务，电话瞬间接通，我平静的问“can you speak Chinese？”
对方沉默了三秒后回答“你说吧” 。于是我们全程用亲切的中文完成了交流。

百晓生

cyl

A funny list of how a baby would be delivered in the corporate IT world —
    A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
    A Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby.
    The Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
    A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
    The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
    The Documentation Team doesn’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
    The User Interface Team will design a baby with three arms and one leg and ask if it can be done.
    The Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
    A Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
    HR manager is a person who thinks that ....a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 months if given trainning.
    The Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

天上掉个饼

我有一哥们，对他媳妇说：“媳妇,我算命了,算命的说我135岁的时候有个坎！”他媳妇冷冷的说：“咋的？坟让人刨了啊？”

天上掉个饼

我有一哥们，对他媳妇说：“媳妇,我算命了,算命的说我135岁的时候有个坎！”他媳妇冷冷的说：“咋的？坟让人刨了啊？”

天上掉个饼

我有一哥们，对他媳妇说：“媳妇,我算命了,算命的说我135岁的时候有个坎！”他媳妇冷冷的说：“咋的？坟让人刨了啊？”

天上掉个饼

我有一哥们，对他媳妇说：“媳妇,我算命了,算命的说我135岁的时候有个坎！”他媳妇冷冷的说：“咋的？坟让人刨了啊？”

greenalau

哈哈哈